I know I should engage your attention if I wanted my page to rake up an obscene amount of hits. I suppose, in doing that, I ought to say something highfalutinly profound to give the impression that I am "interesting."
However, as I mainly concern myself of trivial stuff (i.e. taming my ugly mop of hair; hunting for the Lint Monster that eats up my socks during washer spin cycle), I'm afraid that I wouldn't be able to pull off having an intrinsic character despite peppering this space with lotsa German words like "zeitgeist", "weltanschauung", and "volkswagen".
I am shallow, people of the universe. So shallow that I tidy up complexity by putting people into neat boxes of stereotypes using the question, "What's your sign?".
But when I tire of being shallow, I try to critique movies and books. And sometimes, when my insecurity-level spikes so low, I try to make myself sound so interesting by talking about philosophy. "Try" is the operative word here.
Please excuse me if I talk about me a lot. It's my favorite topic. Next to talking about nothing.
And when one talks about nothing, nothing becomes something. And it's called "crap".
Commercial Break from the PMS (PMS Part 2)
June 9, 2008While I’m letting Schroo take some time to choose his next words more carefully (for the continuation of the PMS post), I’m giving the guys something to appreciate women more:
Introducing the C-String - the new evolution of underwear that’s twice the wedgie a G-string provides. It’s economical in the sense that the stiffness makes it possible to be less the string that’s suppose to hold it up, and versatile enough to serve as a headband when you decide to go commando instead.
As for the sexiness rate of this thing?
Schroo commented with a funny look on his face, “Er… that looks painful.”
”Does it?,” I asked nonchalantly and said, “But anyweyz, it’s all in the pursuit of beauty, dearest.”
Schroo rolled his eyes and mutttered, “Geezus.
Ignoring that, I, still on a campaign explaining a rationale to something really irrational, said, “It’s the new revolutionary step in eliminating unsightly VPLs sweetie. Having that is sooooo not right.
Schroo exclaimed upon hearing something so foreign to him, “VP-huwaatt?”
Sighing, I explained patiently, “Visible Panty Lines,” then seeing no comprehension on his face, “It’s when the outline of one’s underwear becomes visible through tight clothing,” I explained further.
”Aahhh”
”That’s how G-strings or thongs got invented in the first place; with the advent of the popularity of going-commando, girls suddenly felt the need to eliminate the evidences that they’re granny panties users.”
”So, you mean, for the sake of looking sexy, girls don’t mind that there’s something stuck between their buttcheeks?”
”Yup.” replied I, then looking meaningfully at him I added, ” So, you guys have to learn to appreciate us more just for the fact that we’d go lengths to look beautiful.”
Of course, Schroo got the message. So much so that he made a mental note adding to the PMS post he’s suppose to finish:
Number 4: Women are crazy. No further explanation.
Picture credit: www.lovehoney.co.uk
Previous Comments
omg. that’s the scariest thing evAr!
Posted by toxic boi at June 10, 2008, 5:35 pmYou funny!
How about using the C-string for Shoulder Pads instead?
Okay, that’s so the 80’s. Who still uses shoulder pads these day and age?
Posted by Nightdreamer at June 10, 2008, 10:38 pm@ cigarette-girl : I think the stiffness makes it possible for the buttchecks to hold it and make it stay in place.
@ toxic boi : I know. I squirm thinking what the next evolution of female underwear will be.
@Nightdreamer : Fans of Tina Paner maybe? lol
Posted by notanotherblog at June 12, 2008, 7:28 pmHI thanks for the visit and I love your tag line really cute
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looks lyk headband as per my hubby,,…cute, hihihi
Posted by marshi at June 13, 2008, 8:54 pmouch! bet that either hurts or itches:))
Posted by c0lleen at June 13, 2008, 9:11 pmI… I… dunno what to say. O_O
Posted by Ade at June 15, 2008, 3:35 pmahaha.this is absolutely crazy..
Posted by lunes at June 16, 2008, 8:16 pmyou know what would be a terrible idea? c string for guys. I sincerely hope that they don’t come up with such a product
Posted by jaywalker at June 18, 2008, 4:21 pmhahaha. wear this with a freebra and you’re like wearing nothing. haha. crazy crazy ideas
Posted by mnel at July 3, 2008, 12:11 am@ Avee - thanks for visiting 
@ Marshi - you make your husband wear a headband? Apir! hehehe
@Colleen - hmmm… i suppose, like thong, it would need some getting use to.
@ lunes - I agree 
@Jaywalker - I hope so too. *shudder at the thought*
@ Ah-de - dearest, you must be wearing one seeing that you stutter so much. hehe.
@ Mnel - Oh, but the the freebra concept isn’t too crazy for me. In fact, I bought nipple covers
Amazing! wonder how A and B string looks like in the future? hehe lol Haven’t tried any of these strings! bet it looks sexy, and feels sexy too when you’re wearing it.
hmmm…why not a wedding gift… with this tag “I want you to wear this, wearing only this…”
that thrills women?
strange question: how does it stay in place?
and uh… seamless panties?
Posted by cigarette-girl at June 10, 2008, 9:57 am